i was going to hong kong then i decided not to. ima stay in turkey.
while u nerds were playing all the nerd shit like runescape i was being a real man and going to the back of the library picking up a copy of national geographic and beating my meat to african saggy tribal tits
Beating my meat is such an amazing phrase. I love americans. Greetings from middle east.
i need a man so i can rub his belly and feed him grapes